Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskie's gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay you'd be my work of art And if I were gay we would swim in romance But Im not gay so get your hands out of my pants It's not that I dont care (I do) I just dont see myself in you Another time, another scene I'll be right behind you, if you know what I mean But if I were gay I would give you my soul And if I were gay I would give you my hoping And if I were gay we would tear the walls But Im not gay so wont you stop cuppin' my b...hands! We've never huged, we've never kissed I've never been into you with your fist (?) lalalalalalaaaaa Get over here and drop your clothes