| C | C | C | C |
[Verse 1]
Am
Oh, baby, you were such a tease,
F C C
only get down on your knees to pray, to pray.
Am
And something in your Bible says
F G G
not to let me share your bed today, today.
C G Am Em
Oh, now I see that you turned out to be
F G C C C C
too Jesusy for me.
[Verse 2]
Am
Our life was filled with sexy and kink,
F C C
cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer, and beer.
Am
Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
F G G
and Bible shove it up your arse, my dear, my dear.
C G Am Em
'Cause you and me plus Jesus makes three,
F G C C
that's too Jesusy for me.
[Bridge]
G G F C
You and I are through, can I please get an Amen?
G G F G G
'Cause I got bored with you when you got all born again.
[Interlude]
| C | G | Am | Em |
| F | G | C | C |
[Verse 3]
Am
I'm sick of hearing about that Guy,
F C C
His magic kingdom in the sky above, above.
Am
So take that precious cross you wear
F G G
and give yourself a Linda Blair, my love, my love.
C G Am Em
If Jesus were me even He would agree:
F G Am G
you're too Jesusy for me, for me,
F G C C C C
too Jesusy for me.
