Albino - Stephen Lynch (intro)-I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have slipped away some how...but, i could only come up with two I was in love with an albino Her lack of pigment seemed like fun Her skin, the whitest alabaster Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum Then one day it snowed real hard, and she disappeared That's one Here's two I love little Agnus Johnson I met her at the old folks home She'd call me up and say hey Stephen Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone Then one day her EKG went beep, beep, beep-contin. (outro)-see how i did that?