It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said Listen everyone, I love you guys! You are my best friends in the world You make me glad to be alive! Excuse me, hi there! I'm the announcer for a fun new family game It's called super smash brothers! That sounds nice, how do we play? Well, first I'm going to warp you Into a world of hate and war Where you'll assault everyone You have ever known and loved before I don't think I wanna do that Oh, come on, it'll be a bash! Now grab all of your little friends 'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash! Whoa-oh! Wait, no! Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friends! That's not cool Have a blast as you beat their ass And then they're forced to clap for you at the end 3, 2, 1, Smash! Mario Hey, bro-argh! Your chode has been destroyed 200% I need that chode! Can't we all just get along? Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta smash! The park was destroyed Hundreds of bystanders dead Kirby held donkey kong captive In his huge, disgusting head Fox said: Hey mario, stop crying Just psych up and fight instead I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains Make my overalls look red! Sonic looked tough, 'til link kicked him in the stuff The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken jigglypuff! He blasted bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn't even shit Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed Don't worry, Luigi The clock says 4, 3, 2, (oh no) 1, smash! Whoa-oh! This blows! You know when mario and peach team up you are screwed You're my own brother! Pikachu is not as fucking cute When he is trying to electrocute you Pika-pi! Samus What do you want? Is pissed You got a small amount of dirt on her suit Oh, you're dead, bitch! That is the last God damn straw! Oh, shit! I think luigi's gonna fucking smash! Whoa-oh-oh! Hey, look at me now! Whoa-oh-oh! I'm beating up friends! I have no regrets This is the fucking best! Whoa-oh-oh! Yes, I can see now We're having fun in the end Now it all makes sense! Whoa-oh-oh! I guess just because we smash each other Doesn't mean we're not brothers Ah, mario, you suck! Bite me!