I was walking by the alley with my twenty pack of smoke Some girls tempted to rob me, so I ran across the road One chick came beside me and tried to threat me with a knife She grab'd me in my legs and made me think it twice She kissed me in the neck, I’m tellin’ that’s a fact I can’t see why you so mad, you’re making me feeling bad I think this story didn’t bought her for the condoms in my car My baby left me outside, so I’ll sleep behind the bar Now She won’t take me in No She won’t take me Now She won’t take me in No She won’t take me This night could be a little less cold I should told another story, so much better than I told I think the robbery idea was even a little bit sick But how could I explain those different types of lipstick Now She won’t take me in No She won’t take me Now She won’t take me in No She won’t take me Hey little buddy dog I see you have plenty room for two I got beer, whiskey and smoke enough for me and you So let’s drink it up and bark against the Moon