G A
Never hit your Grandma with a shovel
D G
It makes a bad impression on her mind (On her mind)
B7
In a better way impart
Em
All the love things in your heart
A D
For it's possible she may retort in kind (Retort in kind)
G A
Remember Granny's known you since a baby
B7 Em
And even though in fun, could prove a shock (Prove a shock)
E7
So respect her aged head,
Am C
Stay the shovel and instead
G E7 A7 D7 G
Paste your dear old, sweet old Grandma with a rock.
[Verse]
G A
A Grandma, with her grandchild,
D G
Sat by the kitchen door
G D
Of a quaint old fashioned house built long ago
G A
The little lass grew restless
D G
As on the evening wore
A D
For she felt the time was fleeting very slow
B7
"I must do something" cried the girl,
Em
And seized the nearby spade
A D
But a passing stranger blocked her swing
E D
Whilst these wise words he said
[Chorus]
G A
Never hit your Grandma with a shovel
D G
It makes a bad impression on her mind (On her mind)
B
In a better way impart
Em
All the love things in your heart
A D
For it's possible she may retort in kind (Retort in kind)
G A
Remember Granny's known you since a baby
B7 Em
And even though in fun, could prove a shock (Prove a shock)
E7
So respect her aged head,
Am C
Stay the shovel and instead
G E7 A7 D7 G D7 Db7 C7 G
Paste your dear old, sweet old Grandma with a rock. (A Great Big Rock)
