[Herbert:] Lancelot you might as well just fess up Really you're a different kind of guy Move aside your scabbard For underneath your tabard There is waiting to escape a butterfly [Men:] His...name...is Lancelot And in tight pants a lot He likes to dance a lot You know you do [Lance:] I do? [Men:] So just say thanks a lot And try romance, it's hot! Let's find out who's really you. His name is Lancelot He visits France a lot He likes to dance a lot and dream No one would ever know That this outrageous pro Bats for the other team. [Herbert:] You're a knight who really likes his night life And by day you really like to play You can all find him pumping at the gym At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.! [Men/Women:] His name is Lancelot La, la, la Just watch him dance a lot La, la, la He doesn't care what people say La, la, la [Lance:] No Way! [Men/Women:] For when he starts to dance La, la, la Just grab your underpants La, la, la [Herbert:] He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.-- [All:] Y.M.C.A. He's Gay! [Lance:] Okay!