A
Well it wasn’t the drinkin’ or cheatin’
D A
That changed her way of thinkin’
It was the little things
E
That did me in
A
Not the lightnin’ or the thunder
D
Of a monumental blunder
A
It was the little things
E
That drove her mad
[Chorus]
A
Like the way I like raw onions
D A
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
E
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que-oooo
A
And the odor that she smelt
D A
Must have changed the way she felt
E A
And now I watch TV all by myself
[Solo]
A D A E A D A E A
[Chorus]
A
The way I like raw onions
D A
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
E
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que-oooo
A
And the odor that she smelt
D A
Must have changed the way she felt
E A
And now I watch TV all by myself
E A
And now I watch TV all by myself
E A
And now I watch TV all by myself
