Alone at sam's is a game For one, two, three players Or four Not all of them have to be alive, though Which is just fine, because When you have no friends, oh You just play it on your own! Like you have played anyway on any given childhood day Alone at sam's is a marvelous game of four, three, two players Or one It's totally fine, yes, if three aren't alive It's way more rewarding To play on your own