She looks ahead She paints her toe nails red She's wet and wild A typical 90's child She makes every move they make She takes everything they take She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze Unscrew the wine She'll throw a party line Stories extreme She's such a drama queen (Cries through the night) (She choked on Marlboro lites) (Pure charm and grace) (She hates her pretty face) She makes every move they make She takes everything they take She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze Straw spun from gold She craves a tortured soul All doom and gloom She plays an open wound She takes every scene they steal She takes every pain they feel She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze She must be a Thelma or Louise La, la, la, la, la She must be a post-modern sleaze La, la, la, la, la She must be a Thelma or Louise La, la, la, la, la She must be a post-modern tease