Never did I meet a girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Thats Roddy St. James of Kensington [slugs] Poor Poor Roddy, Flushed Down his own potty Rita can't you find it in your heart To help him [Roddy] How mean could one rat be Ice Cold Rita Won't you be sweeter to me