I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so fucked up that I can't see So fucked up that I can't think So fucked up, so what'll it be? 'Cause we've got it all... drink, drink, drink! Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an asshole outta me (So fucked up!) It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG (So fucked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so fucked up that I can't speak So fucked up and sick to boot So fucked up, my stomach's weak So where's the john... puke, puke, puke! And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so fucked, my guts are churnin' So fucked up, my heart has sunk So fucked up, my head is burnin' But I can't stop... drink, drank, drunk!