Cruising with the pirates, booze and fighting 'til they cut me in half And my mad-scientist-psychiatrist is sewing me back It's not the safest But I'm safe-ish So foul, clothing spoiled, music stained I'm spineless, dirty lens, out of frame I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space I might try to take a ride From the tiger behind the counter at the drug store I might take my eyes off the prize For a moment just to see what I encounter Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Sipping on the notion all my potions really drove you away Not quite an exorcist, but I'm damn good at damning good things It's not the safest But, man, I'm pretty safe-ish So foul, clothing spoiled, music stained I'm spineless, dirty lens, out of frame I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space I might try to take a ride From the tiger behind the counter at the drugstore I might take my eyes off the prize For a moment just to see what I encounter Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Oh-oh, faking it just doesn't feel like home Oh-oh, faking it just doesn't feel like home