[ANNE OF CLEVES] Welcome to the house [TODAS] To the Haus of Holbein Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] Hans Holbein goes around the world [CATHERINE PARR] Painting all of the beautiful girls [ANNE BOLEYN] From Spain [JANE SEYMOUR] To France [ANNE OF CLEVES] And Germany [KATHERINE HOWARD] The king chooses one [TODAS] But which one will it be? [CATHERINE OF ARAGON & ANNE BOLEYN] You bring the corsets [JANE SEYMOUR & ANNE OF CLEVES] We'll bring the cinches [CATHERINE PARR] No one wants a waist over nine inches [TODAS MENOS KATHERINE HOWARD] So what, the makeup contains lead poison? [KATHERINE HOWARD] At least your complexion will bring all the boys in [TODAS] Ignore the fear and you'll be fine We'll turn this vier into a nine So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' [CATHERINE PARR] 'Cause now you're in the house [TODAS] In the Haus of Holbein! Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein [ANNE BOLEYN] We must make sure the princesses look great When their time comes for a Holbein portrait [ANNE OF CLEVES] We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up [KATHERINE HOWARD] Ja, it's wunderbar [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient [JANE SEYMOUR] From your bladder [CATHERINE PARR] Try these heels, so high it's naughty [TODAS] But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty Ignore the fear and you'll be fine We'll turn this vier into a nine So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' [CATHERINE PARR] 'Cause now you're in the house [TODAS] In the Haus of Holbein! Ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein