No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sitting on a ball In the middle of the Andes Yeah, yeah I'm a freak of nature Yeah, yeah I'm a freak If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Try to be different Well, get a different disease Seems it's in fashion To need the cold sore cream Yeah, yeah I'm a freak of nature Yeah, yeah I'm a freak I don't really know How to put on a cool show As boring as they come Just tell me where to go If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you As cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak, I'm a freak Freak Freak Freak Freak