Remember the story of three little pigs One played a pipe and the other danced jigs The three little pigs are still around But they're playing music with a modern sound Three little pigs were in the groove Everything was running smooth The pigs were due for a big surprise For the wolf appeared with red-rimmed eyes Wolf: Ooh, ya cool! Ooh, ya cool! Ooh, ya cool, man, cool! Well, to show he was friendly he shook their hand Announced he was joining up with the band Instead of starting an argument A-one and a-two and away they went The three little pigs were really gassed They'd never heard such a corny blast Pig 1: We've played in the west Pig 2: We've played in the east Pig 3: We've heard the most, but you're the least! Well, the big bad wolf was really mad He wanted to play music and he wanted to play bad Wolf: They stopped me before I could go to town So I'll huff and puff and blow their house down! The house of straw was blown away The pigs had to find another place to play A-Dew Drop Inn, the house of sticks Three little pigs were giving out licks Well, the piano-playing pig was swinging like a gate Doing the Libarace on the 88 Pig 2: I wish my brother George was here The three little pigs were having a ball When the big bad wolf, he entered the hall The big bad wolf, he sat right down Wolf: Come on, cats, we're going to town! From the crowd came an angry shout Crowd: Stop the music! Throw the square out! The Big Bad Wolf was really sore Wolf: If they're gonna get tough, I'll give 'em more! They don't know talent in this here town! I'll huff And I'll puff and blow the place down! Dew Drop Inn did drop down The three little pigs crawled out of the rubble Pig 1: This big bad wolf gives us nothing but trouble! Pig 2: We won't be bothered by his windy tricks! Pig 3: The next place we play must be made of bricks! Sturdy place, this house of bricks Built in 1776 High-class place with a high-class crowd Sign on the door: No wolves allowed The wolf was sore and fit to be tied He was sworn and determined to get inside He huffed and puffed at the house of bricks But, bricks are stronger than straw or sticks He huffed and puffed and bleeped and blooped And at 10:00 was completely pooped When all of the sudden came a ray of hope Wolf: I can disguise myself! Boy, what a dope! Well, the big bad wolf took it all in stride He figured out another way to get inside Wolf: I'll show those pigs that I'm not stuck! If I can't blow it down, I'll blow it up! Well, the big bad wolf was really gone And with him went his corny horn Went out of this world without a trace Didn't go to heaven, was the other place Pig 2: The big bad wolf, he learned the rule You've got to get hot to play real cool!