I'm so glad you're awake That you're not like the others Cause they're so straight-laced And no fun Gosh that's nice That lingerie Makes me feel like Oh, I don't know You're a very pretty thing you remind me of someone You must have heard Some awful nasty things about me, but What I can do for you There's no one else On God's green earth can do What I can do for you There's no one else On God's green earth can do Just ask anybody They'll tell you that it's true There's no one else on earth Can do the things that I can do for you You're never gonna make it All by yourself You're gonna need a friend You're gonna need my help I have so much to offer If you just be nice If you do what I say And don't make me say it twice Do you mind if I just Rub my hand up thus Come on just my hand Come on just my hand You got to understand I'm gonna be your man I'm gonna be your man You're gonna need me