I get away with murder Filthy motherfucker Bow to your leader Daddy's little stinker I nearly split you in half My mouth's a bubble bath I'll take you 'til I turn red Gonna pick me a switch Well son of a bitch I'm the monster underneath your bed Dirty diaper Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Dirty diaper Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah You're never gonna change me As long as mommy loves me Baby ankle biter Fuckin' whippersnapper I nearly split you in half My mouth's a bubble bath I'll take you 'til I turn red Gonna pick me a switch Well son of a bitch I'm the monster underneath your bed Dirty diaper Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Dirty diaper Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Come on, o-n, o-n, o-n, o-n Mommy, get the wooden spoon Daddy, get the leather belt Mommy, get the wooden spoon Daddy, get the leather belt Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Dirty diaper Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah