Bb Dm Cm F Cm F Cm F Cm F [Verse 1] Eb Once upon your favorite dream F Things were different but familiar Eb Straw was stickin' outta your seams F Everything was technicolor Eb Isn't it sad to be back in black-and-white? F No yellow road, no witch to fight? Eb Too bad there's no place like home [Chorus] Bb Dm Cm You ain't dead yet F Cm Twenty-seven came and went F Cm Now you live to fight another day F Cm As the hero of the carpool lane Bb Dm Cm F Cm Day by day, if the posted limit you obey F Cm Then the biggest shot in your life F Cm Will be dressed with salt and lime [Intermission] F Eb F Eb F [Verse 2] Eb Once upon a terrible dream F You couldn't move a muscle Eb Can't even pick an apple off of a tree F Without gettin' into trouble Eb Isn't it good to be back in black-and-white? F Cm F No yellow road, no witch inside? Eb Thank God there's no place like home G [Bridge] Eb Scarecrow ain't got nothin' on me G I'm thinkin', I'm blinkin', I'm blinkin' today Eb The lion never was cowardly G 'Cause I'm shrinkin', I'm shrinkin', I'm shrinkin' away Eb The tin man ain't got nothin' on you Your heart is beatin', beatin' 'cause... [Chorus] Bb Dm Cm You ain't dead yet F Cm Twenty-seven came and went F Cm Now you live to fight another day F Cm As the hero of the carpool lane Bb Dm Cm F Cm Day by day, if the posted limit you obey F Cm Then the biggest shot in your life F G Will come dressed with salt and lime [Outro] C Em Dm G Dm G Dm C Cm Dm G Dm G Dm C Cm Dm