I've seen you in the mirror when the story began And I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin Your brains are locked away, but I love your company I only ever leave you when you got no money I got no emotions for anybody else You better understand: I'm in love with myself, myself My beautiful self I've no feeling, no feeling I've no feeling for anybody else Hello, and goodbye, and a run around Sue You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue I kick you in the head, you got nothing to say Get out of the way 'cause I gotta get away You never realise I take the piss out of you You come up and see me and I'll beat you black and blue All day I'll send you away I got no feeling, no feeling I've no feeling for anybody else Except for myself, my beautiful self-ish There ain't no moonlight after midnight I see you selling people out, looking for delight Well, I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time I look around your house, you got nothing to steal I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel and pray You pray to your God I've no feeling, no feeling I've got no feeling for anybody else I've no feeling, no feeling I've no feeling for anybody else, except for myself Your God is gone away, be back another day See his picture hanging on your wall