What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what could it possibly be? It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town to take revenge upon me! How could they have known, I found one outside my home and now he is my garden gnome? I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget, I loose control! (chorus) I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and they hate me! I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them, yes indeed! Break it down.