What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what Could it Possibly be? It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town To take revenge Upon me! How could they have known, i found one outside my home and Now he is my Garden gnome? I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when i see a midget, I loose control! (chorus) I hate circus midgets, i hate circus midgets, i hate them and They hate me! I hate circus midgets, i hate circus midgets, i hate them, Yes indeed! Break it down.