Who's that knocking upon my door? A witness of God with his spawn and his whore I told them I'm a witch, I said I'm gay But that bastards still won't go away There's no use starting a big discussion There's a twisted answer for every question Jesus loves me and wishes me well But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell They call you on the phone They knock at your door Approach you with their clipboards When you're shopping in the store Cold caller person, why can't you see? Whatever you're selling is no use to me They call you when you're eating Or when you're in the bath Or when you're making love That really makes me laugh Why do they find it so amazing? I don't want double fucking glazing Tell them to piss off, don't feel mean If you don't want your windows clean Who's that now? An insurance man calling Slam the door, shout something appalling Find out their addresses and their telephone numbers Post them on the web and get all and asunder To phone them all night and all that shit Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it They call you on the phone They knock at your door Approach you with their clipboards When you're shopping in the store Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see? Whatever you're selling is no use to me They call you when you're eating Or when you're in the bath Or when you're making love That really makes me laugh Why do they find it so amazing? I don't want double fucking glazing What's this spam in my mailbox? Selling Viagra and cures for the pox Enlarge your penis, what kind of a prat Sends a woman a message like that? We'll start a website, track them down Run the bastards out of town Phone them up, swear and cuss Do to them what they do to us! They call you on the phone They knock at your door Approach you with their clipboards When you're shopping in the store Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see? Whatever you're selling is no use to me They call you when you're eating Or when you're in the bath Or when you're making love That really makes me laugh Why do they find it so amazing? I don't want double fucking glazing Who's that knocking upon my door? A witness of God with his spawn and his whore I told them I'm a witch, I said I'm gay But that bastards still won't go away There's no use starting a big discussion There's a twisted answer for every question Jesus loves me and wishes me well But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell