Star

If the lady's naughty but proper
If the lady's chic-er than chic
If her escorts must wear a topper
And each man's the man of the week
If she rides around in a brand new  foreign car
The chances are  the lady's a star

If the lady's utterly charming
If the lady's chummy with kings
If her whims are close to alarming
And it's known she's thrown a few things
If they've got a drink with her name in  Jilly's bar
The chances are  the lady's a star

        If her smallest party is really expensive with tons of expensive caviar
        If the lady is someone with the same credentials
        Someone with the same essentials
        Someone who is worshipped from afar
        She's a genuine,  positive,  totally,  marvelous,  perfectly,  wonderful
        She's a great big, great big star!