G
[Verse]
C
Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
C7
A lot of things to make you cry my dear
[Chorus]
F
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
C
Oh, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
Am
Ain't you glad
D G C
Glad that things don't talk
[Verse]
C
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
C7
When you say you've been visiting a friend
[Chorus]
F
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
C
He-he-hey, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
Am
But ain't you glad (Glad)
D G C
Glad that shoes don't talk
[Verse]
C
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob
C7
When he's away out on his job
F
If cars could tell who's been inside
G
And who's been taking you out for a ride
[Chorus]
C
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
F
Oh, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
C Am
But ain't you glad (Glad)
D G C
Glad that cars don't talk
[Bridge]
F
In a world of trouble I'd be
C C7
If things ever told on me
G
My whole life would be through
C
'Cause I'm guilty, how about you?
C
If things ever talk that way
F D
Ain't no telling what they might say
[Chorus]
C G
Ain't you glad, Ain't you glad
C F
Oh, ain't you glad, Ain't you glad
C
Glad
Am
Ain't you glad (Glad)
F C
Glad that things don't talk
