Oh, I wish I looked cooler I wish I looked better Oh, I wish I was republican, so I could vote for some fool again Watch TV shows with big fat men Those politicians aren't your friends They're scaring everyone Scaring everyone Oh, I wish I looked better I wish I looked taller Oh, I wish I was rich again, so I could act like a bitch again Watch TV shows with big fat men Those politicians aren't your friends They're scaring everyone Scaring everyone I wish I was I wish I could A line for lost and misunderstood I wish I had your mom and dad A life like that, maybe I'd be glad I know I should apologize I built a world and then I shot the prize I raise my voice above the din My name is man, look at the mess I'm in I wish I was (I watch TV) And the toilet runs (I watch you slave) And I hear you say: I wish I was I can't shut up, and it's just because 'I wish I was'