Dude Dude I'm so over this I'm over this too dude Why can't we just be single Cuz we're lonely and we're dumb You girl seems fun Yeah you girl too But I'm not ready to move in with her I like to live alone Can't risk her looking through my phone Why are we like this? Cuz we suck We should be grateful Yeah good luck I think it's cuz we're stupid boys Sometimes I wish I was a girl Girl Girl I'm so over this I'm over this too girl At least they both have money Plus they're cute and kinda funny But he's so scared of commitment Alaways buying sports equipment Never says that I look nice I wish he would just once or twice Twice a month she makes me shop By so much makup she won't stop I had to cancel my IMAX At least I'm really good at having sex Sex is really bad He think he's good it's really sad We never have romantic dates And when we do he's always running really late Lately we've been getting into Fights ars happening sometimes all night Night time I might just want to a drink a Beer is gross why can't he just like wine Whining all the time about their Hairy armpit smelly they don't Care about the sports we like I guess relationships are just too hard