Something stinks in your playpen The mule is dead and rotting You're gonna lose You're hanging out with your best friend 'Cause you're too afraid of pushin' You're gonna lose The baboon crawled in your mouth and ate your brain You think maybe you wanna be famous You're gonna lose But I'm not talking to you I'm not talking to you Not talking about you Since back in the day when JFK Pioneered the use of amphetamine You're gonna lose Since 1984 when the president's wife Was a plain old Hollywood cocksucker You're gonna lose Since the last time that you made up your mind That you could leave behind those Childish things You're gonna lose