Chance to buy an island- I'll sell it to you It's not so bad Check out the "FOR SALE" sign- It's for you And hey, it's really nice Can I offer you a find? Can I oil your rusty mind? If I tell you all I know Can I pack it up and go? And now you're ten years colder At least you're alive And that's not too bad And you can't afford an island Put it up for sale And hey, don't think twice