Here to tell you a twisted story Like back when comics were gross and gory Before Dr. Werthan, that righteous slime Claimed horror and gore led kids to crime Acid in the face, needle in the eye Decapitation, dimemberment, even sicker ways to die And so the story goes A creep commits a crime Sanguionary, atrocity A body dissected while alive The vital parts then sold Still living flesh, not cold To make a tasty sausage Making cannibals of untold Now there is a widow with a malignant plan Revenge for her own man She sliced and diced Revenge for sixty cents a pound Seduce the innocent Seduce the innocent Seduce the innocent Seduce the innocent