I’ve denounced my ethnicity In favor of something more kawaii Claim the land of the rising Sun Where one piece comes from I’ve learned all of the dance moves To the openings of my favorite cartoons I say itadakimasu when i eat This pretty much makes me japanese There’s more to japan than J-pop, harajuku, dragonball z More to the language than sugoi and kawaii Eat sushi all you want like one punch man By all means be a fan of japan That’s fine! But just don’t cross the line Cause if you run with your arms to the side Cause if the only thing that gives you an erection Is your body pillow and your sword collection You are a weeb!! Theres a lot wrong in this world, but theres something wrong with you If the thought of new Pokémon Makes you bust a nut-eru Why’s your profile picture on linkedin Mikasa from attack on titan! Neko, tsundere Lolicon, yandere If you only know these words You’re a baka! You’re waifu is stupid A falcon punch is what you deserve Don’t fuck with me! I’ll let you know that anger raises my chi Talk shit on anime and i swear to God You’ll make me turn super saiyan 3!