Dead man, crawling out of his crater Sucking on the air from his ventilator Watch out little girl you're just a beginner He wears outside his face the smile of a winner Drags his woman around by the hair It turns her on, she don't wanna be square Standing on top of the family mountain Drinking lemonade from the magical fountain Holiday trips in a Volkswagen camper Children locked into an old picnic hamper Let them loose to play in a sandpit Leave them there 'cause they take us for granted Man is an ape, and woman a martyr It's not what you do when you do it, it's what you do after I went down to the zoo and I looked in the cages Then I walked on home past the office, collected my wages