F Bbm
We've got the greatest job on Earth
F
And we're not even on Earth
Bbm
We're orbiting the world, you see
Collecting space debris
F
Expended rockets, expired satellites
Bbm F
Circling the globe, endangering space flight
We're the guys cleaning up the mess
Bbm
Putting astronauts' families' fears to rest
[Pre-Hook]
Am Dm Gm
You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy
Am Dm
Even a paint chip would take off my arm
G C
Traveling at orbital velocity
[Hook]
F Am
Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
Dm C
We make it safe for shuttles to fly
F Am
We're trash men, weightless trash men!
Dm C
Cleaning up the crap you left behind
[Verse 2]
F Bbm
We got hit by Soviet trash last year
F
From the cosmonauts on Mir
Bbm
But our worst memory was when we
Were sprayed by frozen pee
F Bbm
Here's some old bag of toiletries (What's in it?)
F
Sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream
Bbm
And the ashes of Gene RoddenberrY
F
Ah! Tom Hank's script from Apollo 13!
[Pre-Hook]
Am Dm Gm
You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy
Am Dm
Even a toenail would cut off my head
G C
Traveling at orbital velocity
[Hook]
F Am
Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
Dm C
Living the cosmic custodian life
F Am
We're trash men, weightless trash men!
Dm C F
Scouring space while trying not to die!
