C Em
I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat
F C
I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed
C Em
Sophisticated food is what I'm all about
F C
I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay it's eggs in my mouth
C Em
30 percent cacao is the limit for me
F C
And I'm an American man so I like American cheese
C Em
I eat my fish in stick form and my chicken as nuggets
F C
And I prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching
C Em
Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition
F C
I like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant
C Em
My favorite literary genre is French-Canadian manga
F C
And my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas
C Em
Top 40 jams are what I like to hear
F C
You go to top 41 and things start to get weird
C Em
I don't watch movies not starring Tom Hanks
F C
But I'll take a chance if it's directed by Michael Bay
[Chorus]
C Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
F C
And I like liking the things that I do
C Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
F C
The same exact things as you
C Em
Extremely abstract art is what I like to collect
F C
That's just fingerprints -- From people who don't know they're artists yet
C Em
Well I too have a deep appreciation for art
F C
I'm particularly partial to posters of dogs playing cards
C Em
I like moleskins, hummus, Pilates, and TedTalks
F C
I like Thomas Kinkade, cake, cake walks, and sidewalk chalk
C Em
I like driving motorcycles cause I get to change gears
F C
I like riding on the side cause I like to not steer
[Chorus]
C Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
F C
And I like liking the things that I do
C Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
F C
The same exact things as...
C Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
F C
And I like liking the things that I do
C Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
F C
The same exact things as you
