They call him a Flat Foot they say he's a square But when you're in danger Flat Foot he's there He's the Johnny Law he's the Johnny Law He's the Johnny Law a helpin' everyone he can If a thief should drop you and take all that you own Flat Foot's gonna git him and put him where he belongs He's the Johnny Law... [ guitar ] Flat Foot he's a working man just like you and I Except he's got a mighty big job fight to keep us alive He's the Johnny Law... You can talk about him say just what you please But if we didn't have old Flat Foot what would happen to you and me He's the Johnny Law...