I was pedal-to-the-metal down her county road Seein' for myself 'cause I had to know Well the rumors had me hotter than my revved-up diesel engine I slammed on the brakes but not before I paid her barn a visit I put a big ol' dent in it I knew he was there by the jacked-up Ford And I was all shook up and headed straight for the door By the look in his eyes, boys, he knew what was comin', yeah he did 'Cause all I saw was red and his face looks a whole lot different 'Cause I put a big ol' dent in it It ain't no [wedding, baby? Teeny-weeny thing And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me All my heart wanted was her attention But I don't want it back in that condition She put a big ol' dent in it So I called up my buddy, hitched a ride home He looked at my hand, said "I think it's broke" So we swung by the store and grabbed a gallon of [?] poison 'Cause there ain't nothin' better than a little self-medication We put a big ol' dent in it It ain't no [wedding, baby?] teeny-weeny thing And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me All my heart wanted was her attention But I don't want it back in that condition She put a big ol' dent in it, yeah she did She put my bank account down in the red And I didn't know how I'd get out of debt But then I remembered that I still had her card of credit Boys, I thought about it but didn't max out the limit And I put a, I put a big 'ol dent in it It ain't no [wedding, baby?] teeny-weeny thing And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me All my heart wanted was her attention But I don't want it back in that condition She put a big ol' dent in it She put a big ol' dent in it