Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here Yeah, but your boobs are down there Boobs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Victoria, your secret's out All bras do is get in the way So let yo puppies out to play Squish them boobs all up on me Hell yeah Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights can Bring out a smile in every straight man (And some chicks too) Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains up high They're so wonderful they make me want to cry I wanna grab 'em I wanna shake 'em I wanna nom nom Because boobs I wanna squeeze 'em I wanna slap em I wanna punch 'em Because boobs Because boobs, because boobs Boobidy boobidy boobs go bouncy when you dance Worthy of a second glance Shimmy them ladies to and fro My happiness begins to show/grow If I had a room full of boobs That would be my favorite room If you think your boobs just get in the way You are wrong. Boobs are great Men with boobs I do not like Put on a shirt and take a hike Chicks with boobs are really cool Especially when they're in a pool A's b's c's are all okay As long as they never go away Consensual sex is alright with me I really like your boobs Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights can Bring out a smile in every straight man (Unless you're a hermaphrodite) Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel Thy boobs be done 'Cause they're funbags of fun A golden bosom shining brightly like the Sun I wanna grab em, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs Because boobs Because boobs, because, because, because Boob boob boob boob boob boobidy boob boob boob Boob boob boob boob boob boobidy boob boob boob Now we all know where this song's about to go Start your engines, 'cause it's time to motorboat (Motorboarding the rhythm) Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away If you did, then I wouldn't see your boobs Aww, come on! Bring them back boobs Yeah! There's your boobs! There they are! Hell yeah! Boobs