Wizard man's got a magic tooth Carry it low but keep it loose Don't wait for Christmas when the four winds blow When they carry you out you're gonna have to go Wizard man's got a pocketful of lead Keep a clear eye and a steady head Don't wait for Christmas 'cos it's bound to snow When they carry you out you're gonna have to go Wizard man's got an angel's heart Show it slow but do it sharp Don't wait for Christmas join a travelling show When they carry you out you won't want to go