I'm a redneck
'Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal, guess I'm a rambler
'Cause I can't not be on the road, might be a lost cause
'Cause I'll be out till the lights are on and I'm a gambler
I'll take the over on the underdog, huh
Girl, half of this town
Has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree, huh
But the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
You call me the Devil
Then you told me where to go, go throw your pebbles
I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned, girl, it ain't my fault
Ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lot of things
But I ain't your savin' grace
Yeah, the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
Girl, half of this town
Has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, no
'Cause the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water, mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
Oh
