G D Em C D
[Verse 1]
G D Em C
People bug me when they interrupt me with calls
D
And unannounced visits
G D Em C
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all
D
And I ask what is it?
[Chorus 1]
C
I do have a lot to do
G
Can you return at two?
C G
I will not be here by then
C
Just leave what you need me for
G Em
On a note on my door
A D
So I can ignore it, my friend
[Verse 2]
G D Em C
You may think it maddening when you ring my answering machine
D
And I'm right there listening
G D Em C
But I'd like to hire my own secretary who's mean
D
Someone who says things like
[Chorus 2]
C
Mr. Mayer can't be reached
G
He is not in, you see
C G
He's in a meeting 'till ten
C
I suppose I could take your name
G Em
Who are you anyway?
A D
Please never call here again
[Verse 3]
G D Em C
If I see you before you see me in the hall
D
Then while you're not looking
G D Em C
I'll find the nearest bathroom and hide in the stall
D
'Till I think the coast is clear
[Chorus 3]
C
Then I will take a peak
G
And, if you're gone, I'll sneak
C G
Back to my private abode
C
There in my world of one
G Em
I have a lot more fun
A D
Because people bug me you know
[Chorus 4]
C
I do have a lot to do
G
Can you return at two?
C G
I will not be here by then
C
Just leave what you need me for
G Em
On a note on my door
A D
So I can ignore it, my friend
[Outro]
G D Em C
People bug me when they interrupt me with calls
D
And unannounced visits
G D Em C
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all
D D7
And I ask what is it...
C G
today?
