So like what is Pete even gonna do? I have no idea, he only has like one character Yeah, why is he hosting again? He just left, and it's not like his show was a hit I know right, like how you get Joe Pesci and Edie Falco, and no viewers? No one cares about the work I do I made a show with Joe Pesci, too And no one streamed it but my mom When I'm high, I do things like call up Colin Jost And say, Homie, we should buy a boat They tell me I have butthole eyes Yet I never sleep alone at night 'Cause I'm just Pete Anyone else, I'd be a three But I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy 'Cause it's an ugly industry I'm just Pete Looking like a meth head on the street People online still call me Skete Because of a guy whose name I can't say legally Petes, assemble Black Pete. It's just black Pete, then? All right I'm 6'4 and 100 pounds, but I got power Do you think it's hot that I rip cigs when I'm in the shower And out of the blue, like three times a year, when you least expect it I go to rehab Can you feel that energy? (Energy, energy, energy, energy) That famous BD energy? (Energy, energy, energy, energy) Can you feel that energy? (Energy, energy, energy, energy) That Pete, bipolar energy? (Energy, energy, energy, energy) I'm just Pete My dating life is not discrete I generate tons of publicity For everything except my comedy I'm just Pete and I like jugs I'm mentally ill and I'm on drugs But, hey, I'm still in Super Bowl commercials My name's Pete (and so is mine) I deleted all my accounts online 'Cause the doctor said the internet wasn't good for me Baby, I'm Pete Are you ready, Pete? Sure am, Barbie. Aw, not again