E
Two California valley boys
E A
The very best of friends
E
They used to go on dates with girls
E A
But now they don't pretend
A E
After trying to deny it
A E
They went ahead and tried it
A B
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
[Chorus]
N.C. E
It's no bogus journey
A
It's their hearts' true yearning
A E
It's time for Bill & Ted's
A B E E E E A
Homosexual adventure to begin
[Verse 2]
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In the garage
E A
They're practicing their guitar solos
E
But in the bedroom
E A
They're practicing on one another
A E
School was such a pain
A E
What a way to waste your brain
A E
'Cause you know what's on their minds
A B
Hey dude, 69!
[Bridge]
A E
They might seem kind of dumb
A E
But they're not rubes
A E
They got each other by the pubes
A E
Squeezing on one another's tubes
A E
One's dark, one is blond
A E
Day and night they get it on
A E
They got condoms in their pockets
A B
Plug into each other's sockets
[Verse 3]
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They learned from Socrates
E A
And other ancient Greeks
E
The art of homo love
E A
And sexual techniques
A E
They may not be too bright
A E
But they know what they like
A B
A love affair most triumphant
[Chorus]
N.C. E
It's no bogus journey
A
It's their hearts' true yearning
A E
It's time for Bill & Ted's
A B E E E E A
Homosexual adventure to begin
