[Intro] Em B
Em B C B7
Em B C B7
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Em
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit
C B7
With forked tongues selling faux sermons
Em B C
'cause I am a new wave gospel sharp
B7
And you'll be thy witness
Em B
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach
C B7
For God sakes preach with conviction
Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now
B7
Don't you move
Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it now
B7
Don't you move
Em
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
B Em
We sure are in for a show tonight
Em B C B7
In this little number we are graced by two displays of character
Em B
We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire
C B7
Walking contradiction
Em B C
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts
B7
And the wrists you allegedly slit
Em B
And I for one won't stand for this
C B7
If this scene were a parish you'd all be condemned
Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now
B7
Don't you move
Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it now
B7
Don't you move
Am
Just stay where I can see you
Em B
Douse the lights
B7 Em B C
We sure are in for a show tonight
Am
Stay where I can see you
Em B
Douse the lights
B7
We sure are in
Em B C
Stay where I can see you
B7
Douse the lights
( Em B C B7 )
La da da da da da da
B7 Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it now
B7
Don't you move
Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get it now
B7
Don't you move
Don't you move
( Em B C B7 )
Don't you move
Em
Strike up the band
