G 320033
C x32033
[Intro]
G C G D
G C D D
[Chorus]
G C
If you’re tired of the conquer
C G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
G C
Here you don’t find an angel
C G
Just the toper rangers
G G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D G
Drinking cheap rum
[Verse 1]
G C G C
We danced all night with the big, fatty ladies
G C A D
At morning Vince collapsed tipsy in the massive tits
G D C G
They are angels for robbers and gift for the marines
G G
Run aground shifty hounds
D G
Waitin’ at the mouth
[Verse 2]
G C G C
Joey, the beast, lost on poker heavily
G C
He tried to beat the sailors
A D
Till they got him on the ground
G C G C
Seamus took a fresh bath in the whiskey tun
G G
Soaked up all, sang alone
D G
’Till he’s gettin’ drowned
[Chorus]
G C
If you’re tired of the conquer
C G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
G C
Here you don’t find an angel
C G
Just the toper rangers
G G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D G
Drinking cheap rum
[Bridge]
G C G D
G C D D
[Verse 3]
G C G C
Bernie’s got lust for the sluts in the alley
G C A D
He always praise the ugliest, smelly, tothless whores
G C G C
Sam cooked all night the finest rum jelly
G G
The tiny doll, gorged it all
D G
Then puked it on the wall
[Chorus]
G C
If you’re tired of the conquer
C G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
G C
Here you don’t find an angel
C G
Just the toper rangers
G G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D G
Drinking cheap rum
[Solo Сhords]
G C G D
G C D D
G C G D
G C D D
[Tag]
G
I’m sick of all my friends
C
So i seek a romance
G D
And I’ll find a place where nights turns to day
G
I go without the bastards
C
I’m weary of the bluster
G D
And I sail, sail, sail far away...
[Chorus] play 2x
G C
If you’re tired of the conquer
C G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
G C
Here you don’t find an angel
C G
Just the toper rangers
G G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D G
Drinking cheap rum
