There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop, doin' the Cretin Hop. Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7.