G G C C G G C C G G C C D D D D C C C C [Verse 1] G C I remember the Alamo, I don't recall who won G C They had swords, they had horses, I heard we had mighty guns G C Like the ones from Navarone last night on Channel 21 D C It's a long way back to El Paso [Verse 2] G C It was early Monday morning in the Central Standard Zone G C You were quiet like the TV, hung up like the telephone G C You were sleeping next to me, I might as well have been alone D C It's a long way back to El Paso [Chorus] G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago. G D And if my heart was a car Am You would have stripped it down and sold it off Am To the greasy man in the salvage lot Am As it is it's just a heart D C No, no, it ain't worth nothin' [Break] G G C C G G C C G G C C D D D D C C C C [Verse 3] G C I ain't talkin' 'bout tomorrow, I'm talkin' 'bout tonight G C You told me you were drunk already, that don't make it right G C You want at me, well, have at it, 'cause I'm in the mood to fight D C And it's a long way back to El Paso [Chorus] G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago G D And if my heart was a car Am Em You would have stripped it a long time ago G D And if my heart was a, and if my heart was a Am Em And if my heart was a car G D And if my heart was a, and if my heart was a Am Em And if my heart was a car G D And if my heart was a car Am You would have stripped it down and sold it off Am To the greasy man in the salvage lot Am As it is it's just a heart D C No, no, it ain't worth nothin' [Break] G G C C G G C C G G C C D D D D C C C C G