Everybody says they wanna be my friend Gimme that smile all over again Shut your mouth now and give it a rest now Come on baby now and kiss my ass Cause I'm crying, over again. Everybody tells me that this is it I'm telling you baby, it don't mean shit. I'm sorry I've started to sound real crass now, Come on, come on, come on, come on come on baby, (Chorus) Well come on little baby won't you cut the chitter chatter Come sit here on Daddy's lap and won't you tell me what's the matter. Come on everybody, mix your vinegar with honey Make your future so exciting if you'd only stop your whining. I'm a first class son of a bitch How I'd really like to grant your wish I'm afraid little darling, it just won't pass Now, come on baby now and Kiss My Ass Cause I'm crying over again. You're pushing too hard, you're pushing on me You're pushing too hard, _____________________ You're pushing too hard, you're pushing too hard on me Oh I really want to have some fun, _________________________ You're pushing too hard (5 times) Over and over (5 times) (Chorus) I'm so excited I can barely speak If you show me a chicken, I'll show you a geek. You've heard all about my dubious past now Come on baby now and kiss my ass Cause I'm crying, over and over and over again. (Repeat)