The world may not understand you Frightened by yourdifferences But it is not their acceptance you need, it is your own Run free my stallion, unbridled by doubt And may the love you find along the way unite the halves of your soul I met her on the internet We haven't met in person yet And that's how I'd like it to stay, oh! Cause I've been down this road before They always end up wanting more They take one look and run away (mm-hmm-hmm) Cause I'm a creature of the night (mm-hmm-hmm) How could she ever love me right When I am only half a man? She's coming over here tonight To tell the truth I'm terrified There's nowhere left to hide the fact that I'm a half horse, half man! How could she ever understand? That I'm a half horse, half man I'm a half horse, half man That's what I am And so I told my love the truth And she was actually pretty cool With finding out that I'm a horse She introduced me to her friends And took me to her room and then We made love, cowgirl of course (mm-hmm-hmm) But someone's coming up the stairs (mm-hmm-hmm) She said her parents weren't there I'm finding out that was a lie She told me: Babe you gotta hide I told her: Where? I'm half a horse! Her dad opens the door and says Is that a half horse, half man? Laying naked in my daughter's bed? That is a half horse, half man! Ah! Someone try to help me understand, oh-oh-oh! My mom's my mom, my dad's a horse The two of them had intercourse I'm traumatized by their divorce That is how I'm horse, half man I am one half horse, half man That's what I am (that's what I am!) (I'm half a man!) I'm half a man, and I'm half a horse! She loves me just the way I am She loves that I'm half horse, half man, oh! We don't give a damn who understands, oh-oh-oh! Let's run away into the night And leave our families behind We'll start our own family in time A family of half horse, half men Or maybe even horse women Half horse children Find your other half, my son