I pretend to like all the stuff you do I even save the last pizza piece just for you I really don't mind to sleep outside again your snore is too loud but we can still be friends I know your secrets and I know your style I can't not see you even for a while You are my person the one I can call if I kill someone or if I rob a mall Oh Oh Oh Oh Suppose you'd never know Pick me Chose me (I said) Love me We are best friends and I want to take you home I really don't care if your wife dies alone I drowned in the sea without any hope but you saved me from death and made me a joke I realize that I am a ham you were a chicken but now we're the same This bomb can't move and it's gonna explode But righ now I can only think of you, folk