I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents

Intro
E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
C#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-|
G#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-|
C#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-|


Riff 1          x16
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|--------8-|
C#|-0-6-00-8-|
G#|-0-6-00-6-|
C#|-0-6-00---|

Riff 2          x2
E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|-------8--------8-|
C#|-0-6-0-8-00-6-0-8-|
G#|-0-6-0-6-00-6-0-6-|
C#|-0-6-0---00-6-0---|

Riff 3          x8
D|---|
A|---|
F#|-7-
C#|-7-
G#|-5-
C#|---|

Then slide down back into Riff 2 x3

Riff 4          x1
E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|-------8----------------|
D|-0-6-0-8-0-000--000-000-|
A|-0-6-0-6-0-000--000-000-|
E|-0-6-0---0-000--000-000-|

Riff 5          x12
E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
C#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000-|
G#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000-|
C#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000-|

Riff 6          x7
E|-------|
B|-------|
G|-------|
C#|-5-3-0-|
G#|-5-3-0-|
C#|-5-3-0-|

Play this really fast for 8 measures
D#|-7--------------|
A#|-12-------------|
F#|----------------|
C#|---|-------------|
G#|----------------|
C#|---|-------------|

Play Riff3 x8, then another 4x with this

D#|----------------|
A#|----------------|
F#|----------------|
C#|---|-------------|
G#|----------------|
C#|-0--00-3-2-3-2--|

Riff 7          x4
E|----------------|
B|-------6-5-6-5--|
G|-------5-4-5-4--|
D|-0--00-3-2-3-2--|
A|-0--00----------|
E|-0--00----------|

Riff 8          x4
D#|------------------    -----------|
A#|------------------    -----------|
F#|----------------7-    -----------|
C#|---|-----------0-7- x3 -0-1-0-3---|
G#|--------------0-5-    -0-1-0-3---|
C#|-slide-down-to-0--   -0-1-0-3----|

Riff 9          x14
D#|------------------|
A#|------------------|
F#|----------------8-|
C#|---|-----------0-8-|
G#|--------------0-6-|
C#|-slide-down-to-0--|

 Alright, i'm too lazy to tab this part out totally, so i'll just tell you what to do:
 On the 4th, 6th and 10th time, play the last chord twice
 On the 8th time, play the last chord 3 times
On the 14th time play the last chord 6 times and kinda bend the last one

Play this every first beat for 3 measures
D|---|
A|---|
F#|---
C#|-0-
G#|-0-
C#|-0-

Riff 10         x2
E|---7----7----| ---7----12-------|
B|---12---12---| ---12---17-------|
G|-------------| x3 ---------------|
D|-00---00---00| -00---00---00----|
A|-00---00---00| -00---00---00----|
E|-00---00---00| -00---00---00----|